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bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.

Ian Fleming (via quotes-shape-us)

aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

(Source: aphaustria)

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD